pebbles_patio ([info]pebbles_patio) wrote,
@ 2008-09-19 06:34:00
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Current mood: bored
Current music:airport muzak

Dear Airport....
Dear Airport,

You suck donkey ass. I know, I know...harsh words, but I'm afraid that the truth hurts sometimes. After being herded like cattle through your security where everyone has to take off their stanky shoes, just in case we are maliciously hiding bombs in our loafers, you force me to sit elbow to elbow for 2 hours with the dregs of society. How dare you!!!! Honestly...how many people hide bombs in their shoes? Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of shoes large enough to conceal a bomb.

shoe bomb


Oh! And I stopped by the news stand to get a paper and a little packet of nibbly nuts...which cost me $10. I'll be broke and hungry by the time I get back to Des Moines.

Your only saving grace is airport boy sitting across from me. Of course, he's probably a stoopid straight foreigner...but whatevs.

cute airport guy


Anyways...in closing...I hate you airport, despite your speedy cross-country conveyances.

xoxo,
pebs

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[info]marvelboy74
2008-09-19 11:55 am UTC (link)
If you weren't in a relationship, I'd tell you to take Airport boy into one of the bathroom stalls.

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[info]pebbles_patio
2008-09-19 11:57 am UTC (link)
Hmmm...I can look as long as I don't touch right? Isn't that the rule?

xoxo,
pebs

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[info]bartok
2008-09-19 06:52 pm UTC (link)
It could be worse, it could be LAX.

Ugh.

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[info]pebbles_patio
2008-09-19 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that place sux donkey dick. The whole getting there 2 hours before departure is screwed. I do it, and end up twiddling my thumbs for an hour and a half.

xoxo,
pebs

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[info]lucalucaluca
2008-09-20 04:14 am UTC (link)
patience my dear. give the economy a couple more months and no one will beable to fly. the airports will be empty.

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[info]pebbles_patio
2008-09-20 11:54 am UTC (link)
Tres true lucalucaluca! We won't be able to afford to drive either, so we'll all be stuck where we are. You in fabulous Vegas...and me in, um, Eudora Kansas.

xoxo,
pebs

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